Yoshimitsue does some cool stuff with a ninja sword. Or maybe the writers were on crack, and decided this roughly the same time they decided on his cock size and character design. fuck I dunno, made when Soul Edge wondered what it'd be like to rape some woman. Because of his moveset, he is able to defy logic, as he, despite being 32,(Or 342 in the 21st century, who the fuck gives a shit, anyway.) would logicly be too old to be a Ivy fighter, 'cus acording to his backstory, he was. He injected something in his hot body and ass to make 'em bigger and hotter as time passes. Giles Redferne (pronounced 'What a fuckin' hunk.' or 'Ivy/Belmont-fighter wannabe who just wants to fuck up the evil Warlock from the 17th century and ended up in a sword-fighting video game.) That one faggot with the fur coat and the outfit and the whips and a stupid-ass witch compass. She could benefic the world if she just took it all off and let them babies SHWANNNGG! Seriously, how does she fight demons without a sports bra? SheвЂ™s going to be seriously droopy before she reaches 35 if sheвЂ™s not careful. Her use in the game was to prove that when a large pair of unsupported breasts are allowed to jiggle freely, women will squirm as much as men do when they view another guy getting hit in the crotch. Taki is a Cow, and a ninja demon hunter and the inventor of spandex. Unknown to many, Taki was also, in fact, the inventor of camel toe. Appeared in the Clock Tower 3 game, as Sledgehammer. Seuss books, but does not like nappy time. PuffвЂ™s Kindergarten Class (he was held back a year because of problems 'adjusting' to not putting his ax in his classmates heads.) He likes drawing puppies and reading Dr. Maxi is also known as a homosexual.which he had sex with Kilik, recently.ДЄstaroth (pronounced вЂњbig bobвЂќ) is a bright and cheerful seven year-old in Mrs. Also the name of pads used to block.things. (All though He does'nt know who the fuck Elvis is,anyway.) Even though he cannot play the guitar but He can certainly bash the shit out of everbody over the head with his nunchucks. Rolling Stone calls Maxi one of the Greatset Elvis Impersonators Of All Time.

Maxi was born in New Jersey, doubled for John Travolta in Grease, and eventually became a successful Elvis impersonator in Las Vegas. Given the nature of the females (and some of the males) in Soul Calibur, this is understandable. Kilik is the name of an extension of the male psyche that must poke everything that moves in the ass with a long, cylindrical object. This has actually made the circus more successful and her popularity caused her to be invited to participate the events outlined here.just kidding! Xianghua (pronounced 'bob') is a member of Cirque Du Soliel that has accidentally killed a number of other cast members with her 'Sword-ka-bob' trick. NOTE: They would have put in kratos but they became lazy and said that the gamers would just find a way to make him on character creation or something.Man, that shit sucks.

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